“You’re the most murderous, meddling parent! You think you’re so cute, but you’re mean!” -Pike, when he didn’t get anything at the gift shop.
“I don’t want your dirty old plan.” -Pike, when I told him I had a plan for us that night.
“Those hopped out of me like bunnies.” -Marcello, telling Pike about his burp this morning.
“Let’s have a popsicle and cool our hot brains, mom.” -Pike (via Angi)
“This is a spaceship. It has three buttons. One for food, one for all kinds of drinks, and one for spices.” -Pike (Angi)
So Maya was sitting on my lap and she said, “Let’s play tickle button
and when I hit the tickle button you will laugh. And hmm, what should
be the tickle button? Okay, it’s your boobs, so when I hit your boobs
you should laugh…or I guess it could be your chin”
I’m glad she changed her mind, but then she popped me in the chin….I
didn’t laugh. (-Leah)
I went to Sears last night w/ Pike and was looking through the
bra section & Pike started singing “Underwear, underwear everywhere, hiney
pants and great big boobs, great big boooooobs!” and he was touching
everything! It was hilarious but embarrassing. He took a whole section of
silky blue underwear off the rack & hung each one back up individually so he
could touch them all. And then we ran into one of the teachers from his
school- I don’t know if she got to hear the song, though.
And then later he was singing a song from Annie and then asked what an orphan
was. I said it was someone whose parents were gone or had died & that it was
kind of sad. He said “Why’s that sad?” I said “Well, wouldn’t you be sad if
you didn’t have a mom & dad?” He said “Nah, I’m never sad. I’m tough. My dad
always says I’m tough. And if anything happened to you I’d just put water in
your mouth and feed you healthy food and then you’d be ok.”
(-Angi)
Jack was talking about the song “dad won’t let him
play” and it was holiday in cambodia and I was trying to tell him that
it wasn’t a holiday and that you wouldn’t want to live in cambodia and
they don’t have enough food ect and that they were lucky to be born to
parents here and not in cambodia. Well, Maya said she wasn’t lucky bc
when she was in my belly she wished kristi would be her mom!! (-Leah)
Oh, and I have to tell you about Maya today. We were in the car and the
new Mariah Carrey came on and Maya was in the back seat with her eyes
closed and just really enjoying the music. Her forehead was all
wrinkled, her eyes were closed and every now and then she would sway her
head a little. It was like she was enjoying a good meal. Then the song
was over and she was like, “her voice was beautiful mom, what is her
name?” I told her it was Mariah and she closed her eyes again and said,
“Mariah, that’s beautiful.” Now she’s calling her new stuffed cat
Mariah:) It was too cute. (-Leah)
We were talking about potatoes today. The kids were trying to tell me to
make some kind of potatoes, but of course all they knew was that the
potatoes were brown and cubed. So we’re talking about it and turns out
Collin had hobo dinners in mind and Chloe had Lipton soup potatoes in mind.
So we start talking about hobo dinners and Chloe’s going, “Hobo dinners?
Dinners for hobos? Are we hobos?” and I say, “Chloe, do you even know what
hobos are?” and she says, “Yeah, it’s the people stuck on the side of the
road.”
It was hilarious! But it might just have been the way she said it.. (-Kristi)
I was telling Pike about easter and Jesus and how he died on Friday and came back on Easter and then died again & Pike was wondering why he came back just for a day and then he said “Oh maybe he only works on easter” and that was it. No other explanation would work for him! (-Angi)
“Duuuuuuude! You’ve got to warn me before you do something like that!” Leah, to her doctor when he suddenly touched her stomach before her gall bladder surgery (-Angi)
Bryan tells Chloe, “Your American Girl doll is going to get her first x-ray
today.” Referring to the airport security scanners. Chloe’s response:
“But she’s naked!”
Chloe says to Collin, after lunch in Louisville: ”You’re a good guy,
Collin. You got us some barf bags!” (He was very excited about those “free
souveniers”)
Driving in downtown Louisville, past all the Victorians and into a part of
town that looks a little scary.Collin says, “Look at that dump!”
Collin says,(again incredulous – what can I say? The kid’s going through
that “I know everything” phase) ”Who wants to live in a pink house?”
referring to a pink Victorian. After a minute, Chloe says, in a
matter-of-fact voice of reason, as if her brother is the most ignorant being
alive, “I do.”
(You probably had to hear that one! It was funny.)
-Collin & Chloe on vacation in Kentucky (-Kristi)
I told Pike it was really hot and he needed to drink some water to ‘hydrate’ & he said “People don’t hydrate. BEARS hydrate.” -Pike, thinking of hibernation (Angi) BTW did you know that the word hibernate comes from hiber which just means winter & hibernate literally means ‘spend the winter’? I just realized that.
“What do you want on the menu? We have clean snow with no pee in it & vegetables & veggie meat.” -Pike, being a waiter. (Angi)
“…it’s totally unfair for my stupid day of extreme aging to cost everyone a lot of money!”
-Margie (AKA mom) on planning her birthday party. I think she’s really looking forward to it. (-Angi)
This morning we went to starbucks and Maya and I shared an iced
lemon pound cake. Maya was eating and announced, “This iced lemon pound cake is a dream come true!”
I was looking at her smiling and she gave me a hug and said, “You’re not a dream come true mom, but I like ya a lot!”
Cracked me up, I nearly spit hot chocolate all over her:) Apparently
she prefers iced lemon pound cake to her momma!
(-Leah, via Angi b/c L can’t figure out how to work this danged newfangled technology!)
(-Angi)
“I like Hobo food mom. And I thought hobos only ate beans out of a can.”— Nicholas having an epiphany about the homeless after eating “Hobo Dinners”.
